Woman “Let’s go.” (whispered).

But I found it hard to follow her orders with dangerous-looking crabs trying to get in my pants. She looked at me, and did that ‘come on’ thing with her eyes, but I literally could not move with so many crabs in the bathtub with me.

Man “We should order pizza from Domino’s!” (said with enthusiasm)

“CUT! No, no, no…you’re supposed to say that after you get out of the crab-infested tub…RETAKE!”

-“Domino’s Crab Cake Pizza Commercial-Take 2”

Woman “Let’s go.” (whispered).

I got myself up, but a few crabs remained clinging to my clothes.

Man “We should order pizza from Domino’s!” (said with enthusiasm)

“CUT! Can we have a little more enthusiasm? Make us want to eat those crabs! RETAKE!”

-“Domino’s Crab Cake Pizza Commercial-Take 3”

Woman “Let’s go.” (whispered).

This time I got myself up with only my feet remaining in the tub. I felt the excitement. Everyone could tell this was the take!

Man “We should…F**K! IT BIT MY TOE" (said with enthusiasm)