from the prompt:

“Let’s go.” s/he whispered, but I found it hard to follow her orders with dangerous-looking crabs trying to get in my pants.

Hilarious situation told in a dry, matter-of-fact sort of way that works really well. Makes me glad I don’t work in the entertainment industry. I think I would have been far more concerned about the crabs.

ha! those crabs weren’t hermit crabs, were they? :)

no i was envisioning giant-monster-danger-crabs. (if they exist)

very good, at first i thought it was a monster story.
Now I find myself quite hungry

Haha, this was very funny and made me want a pizza. I guess their commercial worked?

It IS funny!