The League of Awesomeness
And so Andy learned the truth of the LOA. He was greatly disappointed to discover it did not stand for Lovers Of Andy.
The League of Awesomeness!
Andy was determined, If this League actually exists then surely he must be a part of it.
From that moment on, Andy changed. He lived his life in a totally different way, his life became 127% MORE AWESOME!
He knew the league would be watching him, so his life became the epitome of Awesomeness.
He went Sky diving.
Naked.
Without a parachute.
He played football, nothing too awesome about that.
Except for the fact that the ball was ON FIRE!!
He went skinny scuba diving with sharks,
but not just any sharks.
NINJA SHARKS!!
NINJA SHARKS WITH LASERS!
He crashed an embassy party and taught President Obama how to dance like a legend to Walking On Sunshine!
He took a day off school and he was paraded down his towns High Street on the largest of floats!
He sang Twist and Shout!
The whole town began to dance and sing along.
Surely this would secure him entry into the League?