A couple of lines I would personally change that, at present, read a little strangely:
-Replace second line full stop with semi colon.
-Do the same or use a comma on the third section last line.
-Phone ringing – get IT, not that…
-Both you and your son beING obnoxious I think.
-Capitalise the g in God. Darn I can be religious when I wanna be.

I loved this. A lot of humour with an almost poetic feel to the structure. Definately shows how humans work with their opposite thinking/saying.
Nice job
Abby x

Thanks for the feedback! I’ll make the changes.

I disagree with Abby on the get it part, seeing as she’s talking, so the customer could have actually said that.

As for the story, it was very humorous.

ha! i was a cashier once.. and i thought something like that when I was tired.. :)

I, too, worked retail in the past. I can definitely relate.

I can relate too. Except that when my customer picked something that she thought was on sale and it ended up being the item under the sale sign, not over the sign so she made a huge fuss and then her cell rang and she actually answered it by saying, “Hey, can you bail me out of jail? I have a feeling I’m going to get arrested today.”
Ahh, Toys R Us on Black Friday lol.

On Christmas Day at United Dairy Farmers I was told to “shove this [a half gallon of milk] up your a@@” By a woman with a beard. If you have a beard, well as a woman, you should be nicer to people. They are already being very nice not to mention it.

Great idea, great construction, and very well executed.