Jack would spend hours getting ready, not just when he went on a night out. Anytime he left the house he made sure he was always wearing the perfect outfit, his hair was all perfectly in place, there were no scuff marks on his shoes, and he was perfectly shaven. Not a nick, not a mark. His hair was the hardest, he would spend upwards of 45 minutes trying to get the perfect look, which ironically was “the just out of bed look.”

And then, one day, one terrible day, he made a discovery, something that scared him, scared him to his very core.

He found a grey hair!

It was then he made a decision, a decision that would change him for the rest of eternity. He had heard rumors of there existence for years, so he decided to seek them out. He travelled the world, he searched every continent. And then, in a small bar just outside of texas. He found them.

And he struck a deal, a deal that would preserve his beauty for all eternity. He would become one of them, he would become,

A Vampire!