“Hey Bro?
“What?”
“Guess what.”
“What?”
“Dude.”
“Yeah?”
“I dunno.”
…
“Dude.”
“Yeah?”
“I saw this guy once…”
“Yeah?”
“…He was a lion whisperer!”
“Dude!”
“Yeah!”
…
“Dude?”
“Yeah?”
“Pass me ’nother blunt.”
“No prob P-Bro.”
“Woah, that’s good shit!”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah!”
…
“You ever thought ’bout life?”
“Yeah!”
“Me too.”
“Why?”
“Exactly!”
“Woah.”
…
“What?”
“What?”
…
“You know who’s hot?”
“Penelope Cruz.”
“Emmanuelle Sophie Anne Chriqui.”
“Who?”
“What?”
“Yeah.”
…
“Woah!”
“What?”
“I dunno.”
“What?”
“I think I just saw my death.”
“No!”
“Yeah!”
“Woah…How do you die?”
“I dunno bro.”
“Woah!”
…
“Hey Dude I lied!”
“Bout what?”
“He’s not a Lion Whisperer.”
“Dude?”
“He got attacked by lions.”
“Dude!”
“Yeah.”
“Woah.”
“But lived.”
“That’s life bro.”
“They took like…a mega-bite out of him, but yeah.”
“Dude!”
“Yeah.”
…
“That reminds me of my mom.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“Did lions eat your mom?”
“Nope.”
“That’s cool.”
“Yeah.”
…
“I’m so fuckin’ high right now.”
“Me too!”
“Yeah.”
“Dude.”
“What?”
“Let’s go to the zoo!”