Great job. This caused me to laugh.

Like a strange random comedy generator you have arrived on Ficly and brightened our days with surrealism at it’s finest.

I must confess to taking a re-read before I fully got the joke, but I laughed nonetheless. Good work! MH :)

I will have to look into this insurance for certain! “For” and “the” need to switch order in your last sentence, but other than that, this was great!