The Full Metal Chicken
Seriously I can only write 1024 here too.
Well I’ve been writing for myself and others for a few years now and always seemed to either write too much or too little to make any kind of format work correctly. And when I found out about Ficly (Thank you Wil Wheaton) It seemed perfect. 4 stories in and 10 drafts in the works I know it is.
Most of my stuff is badly written I know that. But the idea’s are right.
I’ve found an editor to wrangle the words in with all the right punctuation. But proofreading and the other things that I never learned after years of English class I have yet to fix or find someone who can either keep up with my work pace or treat my babies (writing) with the right mix of punishment and respect.
I write what makes me laugh and generally only put an hour into each piece. Never expect greatness from my work just something funny or something to put a smile on your face. I write for fun never to offend.
Thank you and please enjoy.
PS I’m keeping these last 3 characters for my own HA.
Stories (20)
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I wish I would have worked in Halflings
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published October 22nd, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Just One of Many. [Secret Fantasy]
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published May 7th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Where I belong.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published April 29th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Don't Quit your day job.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published April 26th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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The real difference between the sexes
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published April 20th, 2010
Average rating: 3 out of 5
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Saved by the Priest.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published April 20th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Handle with care.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published March 9th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Will always get through!
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published March 8th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Even they need a general meeting I imagine.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published March 3rd, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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We are just going to have to make due.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published March 2nd, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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Worth Every Penny
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published March 1st, 2010
Average rating: 4 out of 5
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Neither snow, nor rain, nor hail of bullets.
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published February 26th, 2010
Average rating: 5 out of 5
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It's the waiting
Author: The Full Metal Chicken
Published February 25th, 2010
Average rating: 3 out of 5
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