Thinking that the most interesting possible option includes a drunk shark you immediately jump off a cliff. Thankfully, the cliff was mere meters high and there was no lava in the pool below because the volcano was extinct.

The shark is hammered.

You can:

Mix some tasty drinks
Steal the sharks Ray-bans
Pretend to be a cop and arrest the shark for indecent exposure (The shark isn’t wearing any trousers/pants (pending on your location))