Putting on your best cop face, and quickly fashioning a badge out of a paperclip, sticky note, and sharpie, you approach the inebriated shark.

“Excuse me sir,” you say, “I’m going to have to ask you to come with me.”

The shark slowly turns to face you, you can see he’s totally torqued. “Wha’d I do?”

“I’m going to have to charge you for indecent exposure and public intoxication.”

He turns to face you completely, giving you a full frontal view. “Whaaaa?” He replies.

“Sir, I can clearly see your claspers. There are children in this volcano. Please come with me. We’ll get you some clothes and an aspirin.”

You can:

1) Stay true to your word and let him crash at your place.
2) Just leave him in a confused huddle.
3) take him to the hottest bar in town and try to pick up females.