I like the undertone of sarcasm and patronization. The last line just seals it.
I hate to see your serrated teaspoons with sharp tips.
Dang, I put the dog up on the flat surface before I read the next instruction!
you need to submit this at once to creativity-portal!
ha! Very funny. The last sentence is the best.
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