You declare your undying friendship to Robert Quick!

Suddenly, her breath is short. ‘That wasn’t my intention at all! What if he thinks I really want to be friends? What if he wants to come over for dinner? I don’t even have nice silverware, how would I… would I even need nice silverware? He’s from the internet.

‘Maybe I should stop following him. I just click this button,’

Click

’And there!

‘I hope he doesn’t feel bad about that. What if he thinks I don’t like his stories just because I un-followed him? What if he thinks I hate him? What if he stops writing because of me? Oh, that’s just silly. I’m being silly. I’ll just follow him again.’

Click

Click

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