Captures the oddity of the choices faced by millions of social networkers. Enjoyable piece. Thanks!

Hey, wait a sec… You know what, I’ll take the high road. Yes you’ll need nice silverware. For the love of Pete!

Pancake: Thanks, glad you enjoyed it. I probably find the awkwardness of the internet funnier than it actually is.

Robert: Come now, you know I’ll tote the fancy stuff for you! I just don’t want to freak anyone out by mentioning their name instead.

So in the end you/she end up not following him. What does that mean?

Interesting! :DDD

I like how you describe it just so perfectly. I just deleted this stupid guy from my facebook friends list. Added him again. And deleted again. :D

Mr. Robertson, it means that I didn’t count the number of clicks because either way, it isn’t quite the point.
Smiles: Is it cool to call you that? I’m glad that you feel connected to my stories, but sorry you know stupid guys.

Ah, the pleasant awkwardness of neuroses come to life.

This is a very fun moment, described with aplomb. It’s very meta, and something we can all relate to as we’ve all “declared our undying friendship” to someone.

Five pencils for making me smile.