Comments on Ode to a nagging wife by H.S. Wift

The Third Robot

Buttscratcher sword whaaaat?!

This was marvelously done and hilarious. It was fives all the way down and the ending just drove it home.

Don’t think I would miss that family guy reference either.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
THX 0477

You just really wanted to have them say ‘buttscratcher’ that many times.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
H.S. Wift

Yeah, I did.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
ElshaHawk (LoA)

lol! check your spellings of buttscratcher, BTW.
And the ending was great, as the wife never asked about the magic of the device being more than itching all the right spots! I bet she will want a cut of all the plunder, too. He should have divorced her BEFORE he ventured into the land of giants. Tsk. Tsk.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
H.S. Wift

Corrected. 2/6 mispelt buttscratchers, for shame. He could always just not leave the massive realm.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
ElshaHawk (LoA)

very true, as it will need a new king..
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
James P Anderson

hahahaha the buttscratcher, i laughed when he said “Feeus, Fius, Foeus, Fumus.” hilarious. nice one
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
N. Robertson

Wow, funny. L-O-L. Nothing else to say, except, yeah, nice random ending.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Robert Quick

Quite good, almost perfect really.
- Posted almost 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
ElshaHawk (LoA)

you win!
- Posted over 9 years ago.
H.S. Wift

YAY! I now feel warm and fuzzy.
- Posted over 9 years ago.
Amaris Wolfe

Ha ha, love how he got the last laugh as she left!
- Posted almost 9 years ago.
- 5 out of 5