“I know that for people in our line of work talk of career prospects or progression is a bit facetious.”

“Oh boy, here we go again…”

“I’m serious dammit! I’ve doing this for what? 4 years? Same thing every damn night, I need new challenges and to be in charge of something. Besides the workload ain’t getting any easier and we could sure use some help.”

“OK, for the hundredth time:
number 1: remember the pier 47 incident
number 2: I’m not running a corporation
number 3: that’s not how it works, God Wayne never had these problems.”

“True, but we are in the real world. Man you take that stuff way too seriously. "

“Taking it too seriously? We’re two guys that go out at night wearing theirs pants on the outside for crying out loud! Anyway for the final time, side-kicks can’t have side-kicks. Now as your line manager I’m telling you to stop procrastinating and go on and take on those goons while I free that nice young lady.”

“Ha. Ha. Very funny. You bosses sure know how to suck. Geronimoooo!”