Oh wow. I was wondering what it was exactly that he had done…but I hadn’t imagined that! The tone in this is perfect, sarcastic but not over the top. Well done!

Oh. And the title was epic.

Thank you for the double-comment approval! Glad you liked it (and the epic title – which, I must say, I’m surprised I managed to fit into the title box…)!
=))

irreverently egotistical… who says winners have to be good sports about it?