Moth Attack!
As Ru sat in front of his desk contemplating death By moth attack, he said to him self
“why am I here?”
“Is this all there is?”
“There must be….” Just then a pack very angry moth’s galloped into the room on horse back.
They were about to drag him off when, remembering his hand book ‘What to do in case of Moth attack on horse back’
pulled a light bulb out from his underwear which he had already turned on before setting out for work that morning.
Completely confused, the moth’s galloped madly around the light bulb which in this case was a 40 WATT soft tone bulb
Ru saw the chance for escape and was able to slip away unhurt….