Wow. These were bizarrely entertaining, and I am confused. I think I’ll go find out what a lipogram is now.

Haaa what an epic story! Mary is one messed-up bitch.

yeah! you got badass in there! when jae gets back, i’m sure you’ll get a 5.
That was a horrible date, though the lady seemed to have wicked fun, the evil is still a horrible thing. I can’t enter now, you kicked my ass before the race began.

Jae someone should take your pencils away i dub you the pencil menace of ficlyhood.
Krully this was superb, you really pulled out all the stops, and drew blood with your ninja warrior wordplay.

I bow in the presence of a master, Krulltar. However, one word: “the”! Get it out of there!

I did not see that coming. You went from comedic sweetness, to tragic reasons for the perpetuation of loneliness, to step one on the slippery slope to mass murder. Kudos for one heck of a story arc without a single ‘e’.