Seriously I did look around more than the last few months ramblings, my wife has been into this site for a long time. Once I’d found the first phrase though, all I was go looking for something that worked with it; after that the story wrote it’s self.
May 25 2010
“Wow! You came! Everybody, everybody. After three, say: What the fuck are YOU doing here?”
May 29 2010
“Would you do me the honour of fucking off to the other side of the world, and staying there for the rest of your miserable life? Thank you!”

That was a really great use of the quotes. When I first read the quotes I imagined a scene with more of just a pure narcissist jerk saying them, but your version really adds a nice level of pathos.