Sorry. Bad joke. I’m semi-asleep.

I did not see this coming. The story gets you in and then and THEN AND………

Well good job, Mr. Professional. Leavin’ your ammo behind and all. That’s gonna look REEEEAL good on your resume after we CAN YOUR ASS.

Hey, everybody forgets things! Even snipers. :)

I’m just happy that somebody even found it vaguely amusing.

The first sentence of the first paragraph is out of tense.

I chuckled, good job.

Hmm, I dunno. That was intentional. First sentence was describing his situation: he’d been ‘Dropped straight into the heart of enemy territory’. The rest were describing what he’d done: crawling six miles, dragging his rifle, avoiding patrols. Maybe you just didn’t ‘get’ it. In hindsight, this story was rather vague.