Attention Employees:
To those who have devoided the meticulous dress code, a notice will be given. Once the warning has been received, that person will have one week to deform his or her dress. If there is continued ignorance of the dress law, a mock in pay will result. If action is still not undertaken to reform the matter, a suspension may occur. To discuss this matter, please see resident and CEO Mr. Timothy Upton.
Thank you,
Management
She handed the memo to Mr. Upton for approval and left for the day. He only sighed, shook his head, and prepared to type it himself as usual. He knew something had to be done about this new secretary the agency had found him.