This is one of the most bizarre and hilarious things I’ve ever read, not to mention a creative way to answer the challenge.
Question though, how in the world did you think of the whole germ vs. antibody/white blood cell concept? It’s brilliant.

Silly and bizarre, but at least by the end I was pretty sure ‘stomach’ wasn’t a typo after all. Although I still think ‘paltoon’ was a typo.

Very fun word play, though I think it would have worked just as well or better without the whole germ/white blood cell thing.

@ THX, Yes, paltoon was typoed and is corrected. As for the germ/white blood cell thing, Adriano, my great grandfather, Henry Carter, served in the first world war, and so I thought of using the germans, and in my head I shortened that to germs as an abbreviation. I then thought about how I’d identify Dex as a spy, and something clicked with the word germ and the utterly different make-up of pathogens and white blood cells.

One word. Wow!

Nice use of a mondegreen. You just raised the standard for this challenge.

That comment kinda infers there was a pre-existing standard. I am the only entrant.

aswell and whole aren’t typos? cap’n doesn’t come across as too bright. :P No offense to your grandfather, but he mishears and then doesn’t put 2 and 2 together about the brothers. Does he shoot Rex too?

They were typos. Also, this isnt my great grandfather, I changed the name. Yes, he shoots Rex.

Like :)

YAY! Featured!

Congratulations on being featured. I cracked up a couple of times reading this. ;D

“Nobody calls me surrenderous!” Hilarious!

Just wait till Tex and Mex try out the word surrendipitous. =D

The whole stupidity or bizzarreness is awesome! :p