I enjoyed the interesting and quirky dialog, but the ending was a bit of a let down. IMHO, the last sentence about them dying that day could be removed, and it would improve the story.

also, get a pic! :)

I kind of wrote myself into a wall there. I didn’t have enough room to expand on it. I suppose I could take it out…\

I was motivated by a co-worker mentioning “turkey tacos” and found it entertaining.