It certainly sounds like a shitty job.

is that good? bad? neutral?

This is a fascinating portrayal of being an accountant.

I’d like to hear about the adventures of this accountant who dodges bullets.

Dude,
this is awesome.
I’ll bet this is what life is like.
and did you mean actual, physical bullets?
or like the term “Whoo, dodged a bullet on that one.”?

I know an accountant like that. Beautiful portrayal and excellent word-painting.