Coming the Distance
Drew Bareitall and Just Long star in this rom-com about two lovers kept apart by the extraordinary length of Long’s dong. When Bareitall takes matters in hand Long gets even longer. Bareitall then attempts a hand-to-mouth operation which allows her to demonstrate skills from her previous career as a sword swallower. For his part, Long’s acting is unusually stiff and over the top [and around the corner and out the door]. Even in the wide 16:9 format both actors are almost never visible on-screen at the same time.