that’s exactly what has gone through my mind before! Or the, ‘that was so traumatic i just soiled myself’ scenario.

Hah! Mr. Bear! I recognize you! Welcome to Ficly!

And yeah, this just sort of came to me yesterday and was too funny not to write down. :)

Hehe, glad you enjoyed it! :)

ouch! talk about sa-tire.

Satire? Not sure I followed you around that bend, mate…

He was making a tire joke, I think. Great story, Jim.