“I want to hold them like they do in Texas.”

Lady Gaga wants to hold herself openly.

“Fold ’em…”

Lady Gaga tucks it.

“… let ’em hit me…”

Lady Gaga likes the rough stuff.

“… raise it…”

Sooner or later, Lady Gaga comes untucked.

“… baby, stay with me.”

Lady Gaga worries that when she “raises it” her lover might leave, realizing he failed to read her poker face.

“I’ll get him hot, show him what I got.”

If the guy is horny enough, he’ll stick around no matter what Lady Gaga is packin’.

“I want to roll with him, a hard pair we will be.”

When Lady Gaga holds her lover, they will have a pair of hard things between them.

“Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.”

Lady Gaga has a gun.

“I’m bluffing with my muffin.”

Lady Gaga is bluffing that she has a “muffin.”

“… with my love glue-gunning.”

Lady Gaga has to go to extraordinary lengths to hide the above fact.

“Check this hand because I’m marvelous.”

Lady Gaga offers her hand as an alternative to her nonexistant muffin.