I was sitting at my kitchen table as i usually do, when the strangest thing happened..

“hello” said a happy female voice.

‘what?’ i asked, looking behind me, none was there.

“i said hello’ said the voice again.

“who is “me”?" i asked.

“look DOWN stupid..” it said.

i looked at my mug, “um..did you just say ’hi” ?’ i asked.

“yeah, it was me..” the coffee mug said

i looked at it, and looked at the coffee itself, "did i accidentally slip something in my drink?’ i asked out loud.

“oh come on…have an imagination!’ it yelled.

I i blinked my eyes, and continued to sip my coffee, ignoring the mug as best i could.