Authors Note:
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.
I’m sorry I wrote this.

And now the bit.
The best example of an optimist is:
A Jew in a concentration camp saying to his fellow prisoner
“Hey, have you noticed that your dick looks bigger lately?!”

The Author Continues:
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry.