Fade In:

Int. FUX Boardroom of the Sith. Day

Baby blood churns and gushes up from a centrally located fountain, as LEGAL CZAR dips his chalice, and he sips. The sweet and melancholy tinge of fresh baby blood.

Turning to LORD MORDOK, high atop his altar, the Legal Czar steps cautiously forward to his master’s shadow.

Mordok watches 1,000 screens mounted above the chamber in a semi-circle. On these screens, the FUX logo appears and infiltrates every sector of human existence.

Lord Mordok: There’s far too much for us yet to own.

Legal Czar: Yes, my Lord. And what is thy bidding?

Lord Mordok: Foolish scribes, they’ve left themselves exposed to repurcussions.

Legal Czar: Indeed.

Lord Mordok: Crush them.

Legal Czar: Your will be done, master. But—

Lord Mordok: What?

Legal Czar: What of our public relations?