Comments on Still Awake After All These Years (A Tribute to Jack LaLanne) by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

Tad Winslow

Haha. You’ve really mastered your voice, CMTKOM. I’m glad you’re back.
- Posted almost 9 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Anonymuncule

Living healthy will still kill you. What a hard lesson to learn so late in life… pass the whiskey.
- Posted almost 9 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Slightnmighty

I was entertained. :) Also I just realized the reason people don’t seem to comment around here much is because these short stories are like….build it…build it…aaaaand…uh! Aw…it’s over. sad dissappointed wanting more This sux. Exit. Except for you, Sinsiter Hellbilly, thanks for the feedback. :D
- Posted almost 9 years ago.
Riley

XD omg its what I think when I’m up at 2 am watching TV…. Its so BORING! and omg I hate the gosh darn juicer!!!! IT TAUNTS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice story. ;p
- Posted almost 9 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
32 Squared

I still want someone to explain the differences between “rotten”,“spoiled”, “aged”, and “fermented”. I’m stumped. I’ll be up until 4 a.m. thinking about it.

Cheers.
- Posted over 8 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Sir Bic

A funny and fitting tribute to the man who made the impossible happen.

Time magazine once asked LaLanne, why he might never die. Jack responded, “It would wreck my image.” He was wrong – the legend lives on.

Thanks for pulling this up again, 32. A jewel such as this deserves not to be buried.
- Posted over 8 years ago.
cthulhuburger

I’m with Sir Bic on this one. Glad I found this story. I enjoyed it immensely. As Tad Winslow pointed out, the narrator’s voice is spot-on.
- Posted over 8 years ago.