Snickers I started reading this because of the title, and found myself laughing out loud. Nicely straddling the fence between utter madness and… oh, wait, that was utter madness.

haha I was always afraid of the count myself

Denise would be upset. It’s her favorite number.

This was a most amusing rant. Personally, I like that number, doce y uno.
That’s not what it actually is in spanish, but I wanted to circumvent actually saying the word.
I’ll just… go over here now…

Hahaha. This is funny, but I have something to admit… I have a particular fondness for both the Count and the number.

Maybe I’ll join g2 in just… going away… ahem.

The protagonist uttered the sum, and will now have to commit suicide. Coincidentally, the phrase “commit suicide” has 13 letters. Freaky!

Hah! I never realized “commit suicide” had 13…. New factoid of the day!

My dear you have gone BATTY. I love it don’t come back stay batty.

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