Who is impressed by your flowery language?
Not a single person.
When will you realize that people don’t care about fancy synonyms?
Why race to utilize every word in the dictionary?
There are plenty of completely normal choices, many far less fussy.
More readers agree, linguistic acrobatics makes eyes or brains weary.
Complex sentences confuse.
Let’s keep it simple!

Am I being lazy?
Probably, but life can be so hard.
Solve crossword puzzles and remain sharp, then! Use thesauri for this!
Simplify my reading space! De-clutter paragraphs!
Friends should stop their favorite writers from purple prose! Sign petitions! Critique! Make yourself heard!
We need simplicity!