I only fuck from behind.

It’s not that I, like, can’t get it up unless I’m staring at her ass. I used to fuck from every position; I’m good at fucking. It’s not that I can only do it from behind, alright.

It’s just that, really, sex isn’t a big thing for me. It just isn’t a priority. See, I decided to start doing this thing. I fuck from behind and while I’m fucking her I write on her back real slow with a big sharpie. I do it real slow so that she doesn’t notice, because I don’t think they can feel it if I do it real slow. Then I take a picture with my camera. Then we finish.

I print the pictures out and hang them on my wall. I got an eagle and a seahorse and a regular horse. This one time, me and this girl went a long time, and I drew a big flag on her back. Another time I was getting over a break-up and I wrote letters on like six girls’ backs. It spells “MOTHER.”

The girls can never tell what the pictures are, because I take them so close. My friends think I should stop, but I don’t want to.