I’ve been seeing these messages as exactly that at all times anyway.
In a good way.

This is clever

I really like the network cables joke. It makes the whole piece work for me, I think.

GLORY TO THE OVERBOARD

DAMMIT Centi stop taking my comments before I can make them

Lead us onward to the singularity! You are a very funny fellow, Mr. Companion, sir.

Oh geez, something else to hasten the day of singularity….

All the same, this was pretty funny. ^^

This story is made of awesome.