The list almost doesn’t make sense, but when things are racing through your head, they don’t always make sense. At first. I like this. It’s real.

I liked it as well, it seemed very real

WARNING! YOU’RE OFF THE EDGE OF SANITY! HERE THERE BE AWESOME!

I fecking loved this. My brain’s a bit like that in its retarded capacities, and so I reckon this is the best story, and extremely true to life. With the exception that people usually know what’s beneath their feet. And that elves actually invented the meatball sub. Why do you think it tastes so magical?

Haha, I love this story! I make lists all the time in my head trying to decide on something, and I find that I almost always get slightly off track with my thoughts before snapping back. Also, Jim seems like a likable dude. I feel bad for him. :(

Oops, forgot to rate it! Thats on me.

Fantastic

Do you know me? I swear to god, this is what runs through my head 24-7…

This is…hilarious, yet a bit…depressing. Perhaps this is because of the things I see everyday or my positive, yet negative look on life. Who’s to say? Excellantly done.

Wow. I thought this entry would be a three-pencil at best. Thank you, folks!

Also, if you’re wondering what the hell is causing this list, the scenario my imaginary Jim was facing is:

Really dark. Standing on the edge of a cliff, or something equivalent. Below, the water is fast and seemingly deadly whirlpool shining with ethereal light. Someone saw “Him” and “Her” fall into it, and Jim is deciding whether or not to follow.

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This story was great. Congratulations on the win!