“Ok, picture this- Galactic Space Babies!”
“I’m sorry, sir?”
“People love aliens, people love babies. I’m thinking Star Wars. I’m thinking Mars Attacks. I’m thinking Look Who’s Talking!”
“Sounds…interesting. But there’s one problem I can see.”
“What? What problems?”
“Well, it’s not really a problem, exactly. I just thought you were fundamentally against CGI filmmaking.”
“Who said anything about CGI?”
“Well, sir, how do you expect to create Galactic Space Babies without the use of computer special effects?”
“We have a huge studio. We’ll build some big-ass ships. Get a casting call out for some babies. Done.”
“You want to use real babies?”
“Of course! This town is crawling with babies! Get Brad on the phone, call Tom! I want some big name babies for this thing!”
“B-but, sir, what about stunts? What about explosions?”
“Hmmm, you’re right. We’re gonna need some stunt babies.”
“Stunt babies?! You have to be kidding!”
“I don’t care what it costs! Get me some goddamn stunt babies or it’s your ass!!”
“Right away.”