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The Killin'est

As jobs go, assassin is probably one of the shittiest. They’re always expecting you and the pay is never as good as it should be. Plus, you spend way too much time thinking about how shitty your job is and not enough time making sure the perfectly groomed and slightly-too-buff-to-be-legit guy holding the hors d’oeuvres tray didn’t see your gun.

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