This is hilarious, I love the genre bending. “Wands are for Faefolk and Tesla” should be made into a T-shirt.

I noticed the reference to Haven in the previous ficly. Did Elodin from the Kingkiller Chronicle provide an element of inspiriation for the teacher character?

I actually figured that a bunch of “normal” people would probably name their safe place a world that’s gone crazy Haven.

That said, Elodin would be the PERFECT teacher for this class. I love that series.

Small edit: you say “I wish were” when I think you mean “I wish I were”?

Otherwise, I love it :)