“There’s a saying, ‘The devil is in the details.’ For our next Champion of Comments, it is completely true. He is the last known Nephilim, spawn of the ‘fallen ones’ and the ‘daughters of man.’ He is known by many titles, among the ones he is proud to claim are…”

“Ancient Protector of the Ficlinomicon.”
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“Tutelary Saint of Awesomeness.”
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“Knight-Errant of the Order of the Wordsmith.”
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“The Grand Purveyor of Comments.”
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“Guardian of an Artifact of Creation known as Kevin Lawver’s Pen. "
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“Standing at nearly 7 feet tall, I am proud to present…”
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“KRULLTAR!”
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