“Hellooo Lane! I got your email about my job posting on Craigslist”.

“Well, actually, I really didn’t understand the position. What’s a Mystery Shopper? Can I get your name?”

“That’s a great question reliable employees are so hard to find I have a good feeling about you here’s how it works one of my clients will send you a check that will be around five thousand to nine thousand dollars I’m going to allow you to work for my top client Western Union!—with me so far? -because of complex accounting remunerations that are too difficult even for me to explain you deposit their corporate check into your personal checking account here’s the best part you KEEP one thousand dollars as your pay and withdraw the remaining cash and send it through Western Union to whomever they designate and submit your experience on-line and-

“I don’t have a checking account.”

“……..”

“Hello?”

“……..”

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