Women

I mean seriously I was just joking about that whole you look horrible thing.

Okay maybe I wasn’t but if you saw her you would say the same thing.

People are always telling me I should think before I talk, i’m pretty sure this might have been one of those times.

“Lane I didn-,” i started but the slamming of her door cut me off. I knocked on her door. “Lane please come out! What happened? I didn’t really mean what I wrote in that letter about cutting your hand off if you even thought about touching one of my doughnuts. I’ll only cut off a finger.” I laughed at my own joke, but still heard no response from Lane. I knocked again.

“GO AWAY SAM!” She screamed.

“Fine if your not going to talk to me i’m leaving, and i’m taking my chocolate doughnuts with me!” I yelled back.

I grabbed my keys…and doughnuts, and walked out the front door.

I knew exactly who would know what was up with Lane, and I would never even think about sharing my chocolate doughnuts with them.