Volcanoes were erupting in Batman’s Assless Bat-Chaps. Batman’s newest ass-gadget, the derrière extraordinaire 3000, protruded outwardly. Robin proclaimed in the starkest of manner, “You’re giving me the heeby jeeby’s again Batman.”

Without word Batman swept Robin’s supple feet off the floor. He man-handled Robin all the way to his jet powered jacuzzi tub. “It’s time for your bubble bath, bitch! And no clothes this time my little bat (pronounced butt) buddy.”

Robin shrieked with delight: “OoooH la la Bat-Man, could you apply double-suds on my bottom? I’m feeling dirty…”

Batman thoroughly applied soapy suds to Robin’s nether regions, specifically the crater leading to the planet’s core.

To be continued.