“I got a van in mah butt!”

Batman jumped out of the seventh story window (I know, it’s fucking ridiculous!) and landed flat square on top of Robin! Out of nowhere, Dr. McCoy of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A appeared to diagnose Robin’s conditions.

“Dammit, Robin! I’m a doctor, not a Proctologist!” McCoy screamed with masculine fury: “Beam me up, Scotty!”

As soon as McCoy beamed aboard the Starship Enterprise, the Dark Knight saw the time to strike. As quickly as an agile, dexterous cat (and in an ostrich-like manner) he stuck his head, like a car driving into a lake, up Robin’s brownie factory.

“Weeeeeell, call me a oompah loompah and slap me in the ass!”

Batman and Robin were in love.

Next time on “The Legends of the Dark Knight”:

- Batman starts his own game show, known as “The Batman Spinning Bat (Pronounced Butt) Sex Wheel of Pleasure.”
- McCoy sticks to to Kirk by going on a man-date with Science Officer Spock