Now, then, the question is this: Does he need the doctor to help him cure his monophobia, or to help him stay awake during his shifts? ;-) I’m really hoping for more!

I ran out of characters, but I was going to have him say something about having unlimited access to an espresso machine.

Those three jobs sound like the typical single adult in America these days. The monophobe needs a girlfriend, or one of those nurses like Monk has; paid to watch him sleep; to be there when he’s not working. :P

“unlimited access to an espresso machine.”

I know many people who would consider that a definition of Nirvana. :-D