is anybody here?
…oh, hello! i only stopped by to say… well, i was just wondering how it works ‘round here, actually. i moved in yesterday, across the street, you see the brown terracotta plant pots? i’m going to redecorate them soon, paw prints will work well with the… yes, anyway, i was thinking, should i leave my best with the neighbours, or invite them to dinner? and so i decided to visit. i’m more of a lunch person, myself, really. sandwiches and all that. actually, i guess i’m more of a supper person, but i’m guessing you don’t eat supper. do you eat supper? not that it matters, dear, i won’t discriminate against you if you do, i’m not that kind of person.
oh, look at that, i’m rambling already, you must think i’m quite mad. well, i’ll be over there if you want to chat, about anything, you know, i’m quite the conversationalist. cheerio, dear!