Oh my god, the last paragraph made me laugh so hard I choked and nearly died.

I hope you’re happy with that knowledge.

Also the answer to your tag is “possibly definitely yes, you terrible person, you.”

Well Kaga genuinely does talk like that. I’m not saying anything about ALL Japanese people.

Trying to restrain my laughter (I am in a public place) I caused coffee to shoot from my nostrils.

Real minor suggestion:

Oh God, I thought as my heart skipped a beat, it was him, he’d read my letters and now he was here.

I find the final comma here a little uncomfortable. I read it as “Oh God, it was him” seems to me a complete thought and I think a semicolon would fit nicely in place of that comma.

I am an advocate of the semicolon though. It is a much abused and often neglected device.

And of course in making grammatical suggestions I write a pig’s ear of a sentence. Alas.

Also alack.

Ignore my wretched intervention.

Strangely reminiscent of The Adventures of Nick Danger – I love it!

Duly noted, SpiderJ, I’ve changed that part.

God I love Iron Chef.

I sometimes wish I could be that bell pepper.

Heehee!!! I wish I had known about iron Chef before I read this. It made me laugh on the inside before, but now I have a full-blown smile on my face. Great!!!

Personally, I’d prefer to be seduced by Alton Brown, but that’s me. :)

I too gigglesnorted. Much fun!

Is this racist????

When I played Persona 3, I named the main character Takeshi Kaga. I like to think P3 is a prequel to Iron Chef.

Hilarious. I had to check it out based on the title alone. It made much more sense once I googled both Capsicum and Chairman Kaga, but surprisingly I was still amused as I read even without knowing the references.

Hah, I think the ability to tear someones clothes off that easily would be awesome. Also very good comedic story.