If you’re wat-cing this, listen to me. I don’t ha-e time to explain what’s hap-ening. You probably haven’t heard th- news yet. Don’t go over and switch on the TV. Keep your eyes focused on me right n-w.

There’s something coming. I don’t know what it is. I-I’m scar-d ut of my mind and th stupid da-n camera keeps cut-ing out on me. Hold on, lemme -ix it.

Sh-t, dropped the camera. Sorry. On- second.

Can you understand me now? I hope you can because things are going to change any second. And you better be ready for it when it arrives.

Remember how CNN sent out that confirmation of an outbreak in New York a few weeks ago? I bet you were confused when the reporters disappeared the day after. Don’t tell me you believe that story about how they were axed from the news. Truth is, the government’s been feeding you lies.

And I’m scared. Can you see the window behind me? Look outside it. There’s actually flesh-eating people outside right now. Ohgod. I can see them. Ohgodohgod-

Run. And don’t look back.