That is a true story, I know the guy, and it’s a terrible tragedy for his entire family. What makes it even sadder is that everybody laughs because it is also HUH-LARIOUS!

I particularly like how the clark discusses his disease like it is (or should be) a commonly know fact.

Good story.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m just a sucker for random humor, but I really laughed hard at this one.

I’ve always liked the idea that the guy who runs Crazy Eddie’s Discount Bargain Carpets actually is crazy.

Crazy Eddie is totally crazy. Dude killed my cat and took a shit on my porch.