You can lead a man to fish.. no that’s not it..
Grasping at straws leads to a roll in the.. no that’s not right either…
heh.
I can’t really make up any bad intentional misquotes, so kudos to those who do! You made me smile. So much cheese. :)

hehe. :)

Possibly the worst superhero ever. Nicely done creating the portrait of a really annoying wannabe hero. I’d probably smack him.

This is great! It reminds me of Python (not just for the quote, I mean) but also of Whose Line Is It Anyway. :D

USeless quote man could be used to short circuit the logic circuits of The Logic Man